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pandoramaisie replied to your post: pandoramaisie replied to your post: I DID…
oh my god he was so NICE AT FIRST. he like let me capture him only to come inside and fuck my shit up. TUPPERWARE hdlakg4he89agjhoh. that’d work. let me just put you in tupperware.but if you had and i thought he was food i woulda put him in the microwave…….. squiwwel for dinner
pandoramaisie replied to your post: I DID SOMETHING BAD! i found a squirrel and i c a u g h t it okay. because i thought it was cute and brought it inside omg and then it like escaped my clutches and ran all over and tore through everything and then attacked me. IT SCRATCHED MY FACE AND NEARLY TOOK MY EYE OUT OKAY AND THEN IT ESCAPED OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW LIKE HOUDINI.
o h m y f u c k i n g god i did okay. crying and cleaning and laughing and almost peeing at the same time.
YOU’RE A FREAK. you should’ve kept the little git in a container. like tupperware.
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god
hahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAH
ur cleaning everything up if you already haven’t.
